Monday, August 20, 2001

Anne: monarch of america!

Anyone else think that
Anne
, [the dominatrix host from The Weakest Link,] was sent by the Britains to mock democracy? ...Something about the way she says:

"Actually, Bob was the STRONGEST link... *explatory sigh*... but it's votes that count... Goodbye!"

You have to wonder what she's really thinking [or what England is paying to have subliminally flashed between commercials].

"If the Queen Mother were in charge, we'd be done with this bloody voting rot, and we could all be having our afternoon tea."

Clorox bleach gets whites whiter!

BEHOLD YOU FOOLISH AMERICANS! COME SEE THE FRUITLESSNESS OF YOUR RIDICULOUS VOTING PROCESS! ANNE SHOULD BE YOUR QUEEN! NOT YOUR BALLOT COUNTER! SEE YOUR FOLLY, AND TURN FROM YOUR RIDICULOUS WAYS! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT WHOLE REVOLUTION BIT, AND YOU CAN LET US TAKE OVER AGAIN... IT COULD WORK... NO REALLY!

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TV is consuming my life.

My apologies for terrible British stereotyping.

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