I love COPS.
The TV show. I know its tacky and horrible, and makes a mockery of our justice system; but I just can't look away when America's ass is hanging out all over national TV.
Tonight - a 300 lb. woman with an eyebrow ring, a huge tattoo on her boob, and a spaghetti strap tank top (no bra, of course) - yelling at her live-in boyfriend of 13 years outside their trailer. She got a flat tire, so he's calling her a "stupid b*tch" in the street, and called child services to have their foster children removed.
On Saturdays COPS is followed by America's Most Wanted; which I am also sickly addicted to. I'm convinced that if I pay attention, I'll recognize an at-large murderer on the street some day.