Personally, I'm sick of having to change my email address every month to escape the onslaught of "XXX" and "You're a Winner" subject lines, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
I'm going to SPAM the spammers.
So if any of you out there have your finger on the SEND button, and MY name is on your list, be prepared for a retaliation like you've never seen before.
Not only will one lucky spammer be the recipient of ALL my other junk mail, but also the lucky winner of EVERY forward that hits my inbox. Every cheesy commentary on true friends, every patriotic "poem" on the new unity of America, and every "deep" insight into the meaning of life will be yours!
Because the only thing worse than getting trashed by a big porn company everyday, is getting twelve forwards from your Spanish Lab partner with "Proud to be An American" and "Chicken Soup for the Elderly Soul" in the subject lines.
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