Tuesday, August 21, 2001

no americans were harmed in the incident (yet)

Eight hours after ingesting the plastic (see previous entry), I haven't felt any side affects as of yet.

But you can't help but wonder... has the hustle and bustle of today taken a toll on our lives?? Is this what our forefathers imagined? A country full of food wrapped in indigestable plastic hybrids? ...Please stay tuned for the play by play on this terrible American tragedy.

If you are my 1000th visitor, please let me know, so I can have a celebration and make a big fuss about it. =)

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