Thursday, May 03, 2001

"duh"

Today's paper was the epidemy of skewed priorities, and delayed rational thought (other wise known as "duuhhhhh". )

Front page headlines:

COLBYMANIA

Surviver contestant Colby Donaldson has become the hit show's marquee attraction...

(under that)

MISSLE PLAN STIRS DEBATE.

Bush plans to act quickly.

THE EMOTIONAL TRIALS OF BIRMINGHAM.

Racial wounds heal; scars remain.

SHEDDING LIGHT ON A DARK WAR.

Peru's downing of a civilian plane.

(and way down at the bottom... with three lines, and the rest stuck in the back pages.)

GOD SPEED.

American's hectic lives are reflected in way they pray?

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