Anthony has been hoarding copper in his room for months. He's an electrician's apprentice, so there are scrap pieces everywhere on his work site, and the boss lets him take it home.
At first it all fit in his closet, but before long, half of his room was filled with his copper stash.
He woke up this morning, like it was Christmas. Today is scrap yard day! He just carried a box of copper (that almost weighed more than him) out to his car, so he can go cash it in.
I'm dating an 87 year old man, trapped in a 22 year olds body.