Dad vs. Conan

Tonight, my dad succeeded in completely obliterating any chance at a functional father daughter relationship we might have had. With one sentence he shattered my illusions of 'good old dad,' and for the first time, I was truely ashamed. Where once, I admired his wisdom and experience, now when I look at his face, all I here are the fated words that destroyed my parent-child dreams:

"Conan O'Brian's not funny."